We’re not kidding. So after the spa technician waxes off all of your hair, she’ll grab some glue and stick on some fauna-and-forest-inspired fuzz for decoration.
You can choose The Foxy Bikini ($140), which is made of real fox fur (does PETA know?), or The Carnivale Bikini with feathers ($110), burlesque performers, rejoice!
Just what you needed sprouting from your yoga pants or out from under your investor-meeting work outfit! Would you get waxed-and-feathered? Tell us in the Comments, below!
Watch Spa Week cover the merkins with a straight face: