16 of the Quietest (and Best) Vibrators on the Market Right Now

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What an absolutely terrible time in history to have thin walls, limited alone time, and a frenzied sex drive. It also totally sucks if isolation has destroyed your vibrator of choice (and desensitized your bits in the process). If you have the funds, it's now more than ever important to find yourself some whisper quiet sex toys. You may be lacking human contact, but you're still cooped up with nosy roommates, suspicious partners, and family members who still think you're as pure as the prima ballerina photos still hanging in your childhood bedroom (bless).

"Rechargeable vibrators tend to be quieter than battery-operated ones, but not because of the battery itself," says Alexandra Fine, sexologist and CEO of Dame Products. "The motors in battery-operated vibrators tend to rattle, and therefore be noisier. All of Dame's products are rechargeable—which also makes it easier to prevent your vibrator from running out of juice when you need it most."

Duly noted. And thanks to the beauty of online sex toy shopping, a lot of them will straight up share if keeping quiet is a feature. Like let's face it, having 80,000 vibrational patterns is useless if they're going to wake up the entire household. But don't worry, we've done the research (read: I will not be quarantining with parents during the next pandemic) and can vouch for these best vibrators that can keep your pleasure on the DL.

Best Quiet Sex Toys for When You Need to Be Discreet

bender Flexible internal vibrator
Bender by Unbound — $69.00

For when you’re looking for some flexibility… like, literally. With 10 speeds and a two hour battery life, Bender is a G-spot vibe that can also go the distance with whichever erogenous zones you fancy. It promises to be very, very quiet, much like many of its other siblings at Unbound (and pro-tip, they all use the same charger)!

Lelo Mia 2 Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
Lelo Mia 2 — $85.00

Lelo is known for it’s sophisticated stylings and luxury toys- their Ora 2 oral simulator is a good buy if you’re missing out on the real thing. They also practically invented the “whisper quiet” genre, and the classy, clitoral-targeting Mia 2 can give you low-key vibes whenever you need them.

Lelo Insignia Soraya 2 Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator
Lelo Soraya 2 — $220.00

If you do want to invest, we have Lelo’s sleek take on a classic rabbit vibrator, Soraya 2. She’s a peach: four hours of playtime and 12 settings, a smooth way to guide yourself towards a blended orgasm.

Le Wand Bullet — $85.00

Hi, this vibrator effing rocks. It’s a classic bullet with two detachable silicone heads, so you can switch up your sensations while keeping your vibes pretty straightforward. As for the volume factor, I’ll say this: I received the Le Wand Bullet at my last pre-lockdown shindig, I took it with me when I had to quarantine in a very crowded home, and even in a bedroom with no locks I trust its discretion.

dame pom
Dame Pom — $95.00

Candidly, I recommend this friend a lot; it came down to this and Dame’s tiny wearable Fin, but in a personal test down before I wrote this (not done on myself), Fin’s just 1 percent louder. Pom is unique for being adorable, squishy, and malleable. It’s not an oral sex simulator per se, but if you get creative with some lube or arousal oil, the shape can bring you to familiar places.

womanizer pro
Womanizer Pro — $149.00

If you’re less about fumbling with rumbling and more into suction sex toys, we have some fabulous news! This guy has 12 different settings and a silent mode that’ll keep your pleasure under covers (like, literally, probably). The real challenge will be keeping your own decibel levels down!

dame kip lipstick vibrator
Dame Kip — $75.00

The Kip has an ergonomic, flutter tip so you can direct vibration to exactly where you want it. It has five patterns and intensities, and is travel-friendly and waterproof, so you can use it pretty much anywhere. And it has the great combination of providing intense vibrations while being quiet.

Lovehoney Silencer Whisper vibrator
Lovehoney Silencer Whisper — $25.00

This classic vibrator is, as its name implies, whisper quiet, and it’s incredibly affordable too. With a single push of a button, you can choose between three speeds and four patterns, and with its wavy shaft and round tip, you can use it for both internal and external stimulation.

unboound bean vibrator
Unbound Bean — $28.00

This cute, palm sized vibrator can be left out in plain sight and no one would be the wiser. The shape allows for dispersed sensation, while the tip can provide clitoral stimulation. It’s great for beginners, and silent enough that you can experiment with its three speeds and patterns without alerting anyone in the next room over.


we vibe moxie vibrator
We-Vibe Moxie — $129.00

This wearable panty vibrator will turn any boring outing into an exciting one. It’s held in place by a magnetic clip and has 10 different modes that either you or a partner of choice can control via a remote or the app. It’s designed to be stealthy, both in form and sound.

lioness vibrator and app
The Lioness Vibrator 2.0 — $229.00

You already have plenty of smart devices in your home, why not add a smart vibrator? The Lioness is a rabbit-style vibrator with a flexible nub, however, what makes it stand out are the sensors inside to measure pelvic floor movement and temperatures. You can sync the vibrator to the Lioness app and actually see your orgasms, as well as how they change over time. It has a strong motor that is quiet, and you can adjust the strength of the vibrator on a scale from 0-100 if you need to lower the volume.

Maude Vibe vibrator
Maude Vibe — $45.00

For something minimalist in design and volume, look no further than the Maude Vibe. It’s easy to use, made with 100 percent platinum-grade silicone, and has three vibration speeds. It also comes with a canvas travel pouch for convenient portability and storage (that is, if you ever want to put it away).

SONA Cruise vibrator
Lelo Sona Cruise — $75.00

The Sona Cruise provides clitoral stimulation without direct contact by using sonic waves (and of course you can also press the big mouth against your body for increased intensity). There are eight pleasure settings, but it’s also whisper quiet.

satisfyer pro 2 vibrator
Satisfyer Pro 2 — $35.00

The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses pressure-wave technology to provide sucking and pulsating sensations for clitoral stimulation. And it has a skin-friendly silicone head that, once covering the clitoris, will help muffle the already quiet vibrations as you switch between 11 different intensities.

Desire Luxury Clitoral Vibrator
Desire Luxury Clitoral Vibrator — $90.00

This pebble vibrator fits comfortably in one hand so you can easily try different positions and intensities—there are also eight modes of vibration with 12 speeds. It’s extra quiet and recharges quickly too.

lelo ora 3
Lelo Ora 3 — $169.00

For those who love oral sex (who doesn’t?), the Ora 3 has a rotating tongue simulator with different vibration patterns and intensities. It’s waterproof and silent, and won’t stop until you want it to.

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