"Rechargeable vibrators tend to be quieter than battery-operated ones, but not because of the battery itself," says Alexandra Fine, sexologist and CEO of Dame Products. "The motors in battery-operated vibrators tend to rattle, and therefore be noisier. All of Dame's products are rechargeable—which also makes it easier to prevent your vibrator from running out of juice when you need it most."
Duly noted. And thanks to the beauty of online sex toy shopping, a lot of them will straight up share if keeping quiet is a feature. Like let's face it, having 80,000 vibrational patterns is useless if they're going to wake up the entire household. But don't worry, we've done the research (read: I will not be quarantining with parents during the next pandemic) and can vouch for these gadgets that can keep your pleasure on the DL.
Best Quiet Sex Toys for When You Need to Be Discreet
For when you’re looking for some flexibility… like, literally. With 10 speeds and a two hour battery life, Bender is a G-spot vibe that can also go the distance with whichever erogenous zones you fancy. It promises to be very, very quiet, much like many of its other siblings at Unbound (and pro-tip, they all use the same charger)!
Lelo is known for it’s sophisticated stylings and luxury toys- their Ora 2 oral simulator is a good buy if you’re missing out on the real thing. They also practically invented the “whisper quiet” genre, and the classy, clitoral-targeting Mia 2 can give you low-key vibes whenever you need them.
Hi, this vibrator effing rocks. It’s a classic bullet with two detachable silicone heads, so you can switch up your sensations while keeping your vibes pretty straightforward. As for the volume factor, I’ll say this: I received the Le Wand Bullet at my last pre-lockdown shindig, I took it with me when I had to quarantine in a very crowded home, and even in a bedroom with no locks I trust its discretion.
Candidly, I recommend this friend a lot; it came down to this and Dame’s tiny wearable Fin, but in a personal test down before I wrote this (not done on myself), Fin’s just 1 percent louder. Pom is unique for being adorable, squishy, and malleable. It’s not an oral sex simulator per se, but if you get creative with some lube or arousal oil, the shape can bring you to familiar places.
If you’re less about fumbling with rumbling and more into suction sex toys, we have some fabulous news! This guy has 12 different settings and a silent mode that’ll keep your pleasure under covers (like, literally, probably). The real challenge will be keeping your own decibel levels down!
The Kip has an ergonomic, flutter tip so you can direct vibration to exactly where you want it. It has five patterns and intensities, and is travel-friendly and waterproof, so you can use it pretty much anywhere. And it has the great combination of providing intense vibrations while being quiet.
This classic vibrator is, as its name implies, whisper quiet, and it’s incredibly affordable too. With a single push of a button, you can choose between three speeds and four patterns, and with its wavy shaft and round tip, you can use it for both internal and external stimulation.
This cute, palm sized vibrator can be left out in plain sight and no one would be the wiser. The shape allows for dispersed sensation, while the tip can provide clitoral stimulation. It’s great for beginners, and silent enough that you can experiment with its three speeds and patterns without alerting anyone in the next room over.
This wearable panty vibrator will turn any boring outing into an exciting one. It’s held in place by a magnetic clip and has 10 different modes that either you or a partner of choice can control via a remote or the app. It’s designed to be stealthy, both in form and sound.
You already have plenty of smart devices in your home, why not add a smart vibrator? The Lioness is a rabbit-style vibrator with a flexible nub, however, what makes it stand out are the sensors inside to measure pelvic floor movement and temperatures. You can sync the vibrator to the Lioness app and actually see your orgasms, as well as how they change over time. It has a strong motor that is quiet, and you can adjust the strength of the vibrator on a scale from 0-100 if you need to lower the volume.
For something minimalist in design and volume, look no further than the Maude Vibe. It’s easy to use, made with 100 percent platinum-grade silicone, and has three vibration speeds. It also comes with a canvas travel pouch for convenient portability and storage (that is, if you ever want to put it away).
The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses pressure-wave technology to provide sucking and pulsating sensations for clitoral stimulation. And it has a skin-friendly silicone head that, once covering the clitoris, will help muffle the already quiet vibrations as you switch between 11 different intensities.
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