J.Crew wants to dress you according to your horoscope

If you can rattle off your sun sign, rising sign, and moon sign—or if you’ve muttered the words “Mercury retrograde” through gritted teeth during a derailed commute—then J.Crew has something for you.

The retailer’s latest capsule collection features a shirt for each sign of the zodiac. (Could these be the key to the near-impossible task of finding a date at the gym?) And each of the 12  horoscope tees cheekily plays on the typical traits of the wearer with the colors, embellishments, and catchy phrases.

There’s a millennial pink, long-sleeved shirt with “Vision Aries” emblazoned across the front to reflect the pioneering, energetic, and adventurous Aries spirit; a retro seascape scene for humanitarian, independent, and inventive Aquarians; and, of course, a bright-yellow tee adorned with embroidered toucans for the youthful and lively Geminis.

Find your sign below among J.Crew’s 12 new horoscope-inspired tees.

Shop the horoscope tees

Leo $37

Virgo $40

Libra $37

Scorpio $37

Sagittarius $37

Capricorn $37

Aquarius $37

Pisces $37

Aries $40

Taurus $40

Gemini $37

Cancer $37

Looking for the perfect occasion to don your new zodiac-sign tee? Good news there’s a total solar eclipse coming up—here are the 12 best places in the country to view it.