7 Valentine’s Day Sales That Give New Meaning To ‘Bang for Your Buck’

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It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without a steamy sex toy sale, now would it? Because, yeah, a bouquet of fragrant flowers are beautiful... until they die. And boxes of chocolates are delicious... until you eat them all. By comparison, sex toys and sexual-wellness goodies are the gifts that keep on giving. And if those said sex toys happen to be heavily discounted down from their regular price? Well, that's just the cherry on top.

These are the most sensual Valentine's Day sales to shop, whether that's for yourself, your long-term partner, your lover, or whomever else happens to land on your shopping list. Trust us when we say these deals give new meaning to the phrase, "bang for your buck."

7 steamy Valentine's Day sales too hot to handle

1. Lovehoney

lovehoney clitoral rose
Lovehoney, Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator — $35.00

Originally $50, now $35

The sexy e-retailer is celebrating V-day the best way we know how—slashing prices on select steamy toys, lubes, accessories, and more. Scour the sale and find goodies at a major discount from editor-approved brands like We-Vibe, Magic Wand, and Womanizer. No matter your plans (or lack thereof), there’s something that’ll spice up your night well beyond the holiday.

What we want: The Lovehoney Clitoral Suction Stimulator fits seamlessly in the palm of your hand. Featuring 10 intense suction modes, this is one flower we’ll accept over a dozen actual roses.

2. Coconu

Coconu, Coconut Oil + Coconut Water Combo Pack — $38.00

Originally $50, now $38

A product that doubles as a body oil and lube? Yes please. Coconu’s oils and lubes are all-natural and powered by ingredients like coconut water and hemp oil to level-up pleasure without any weird chemicals or strange ingredients. Bundles are all currently 10 percent off, but the brand is offering 15 percent off everything with the code LOVE2023.

What we want: A pack of silky, slippery lube that makes relaxation and sexy time that much better, like the Coconut Oil + Coconut Water combo pack. Use the code above to snag an additional 15 percent off at check out.

3. Zumio

zumio iyana
Zumio, Iyana — $95.00

Originally $135, now $95

True to the brand’s tagline, Zumio puts, “a new spin on pleasure.” Literally—its wondrous wand steps clitoral stimulation with ultra-localized vibrations that’ll leave you mind-blown. For Valentine’s Day, you can, “Buy One, Get One” for 50 percent off the original price. Just used the code LOVEAT50.

What we want: The Zumio Iyana ($95) has a rotating tip that feels unreal on all your erogenous zones. Boasting an 8-speed design, the Iyana can bring pleasure in seconds. Trust us, there’s nothing quite like it.

4. MysteryVibe

crescendo 2
MysteryVibe, Crescendo 2 — $187.00

Originally $249, now $187

MysteryVibe is offering up to 25 percent off its vibrators—the Crescendo 2, Tenuto 2, Poco, and more—during its Valentine’s Day sale. The Crescendo 2, normally $249, is bendable and versatile, as it functions as a number of different sex toys in one. It’s also app-controlled, which can be a win for long-distance relationships on Valentine’s Day, and is marked down to $187

What we want: Something that will really spice up date night, like the Crescendo 2, which includes a programmable vibrator to help you and your partner deliver pleasure.

5. Le Wand

le wand double vibe
Le Wand, Double Vibe — $101.00

Originally $135, now $101

Stop what you’re doing and head over to Le Wand, which is offering up to 25 percent site-wide now through Valentine’s Day. Bundle sets, personal lubes, G-spot stimulators, and of course, the brand’s signature wand are all included in the sale.

What we want: The Double Vibe ($101) is everything you need for solo or couples play. The palm-sized, bunny-eared vibrator reaches all of your erogenous zones and has 15 different vibration modes that will send you to pleasure island.

6. Lelo

Lelo, Lily 3 — $79.00

Originally $159, now $79

Lelo is getting in on the V-day action, too. Stock up on tech-y sex toys, condoms, lubes, and more for up to 50 percent off. If you spend $169 or more, the brand will throw in a free bottle of Lelo Personal Moisturizer to your cart.

What we want: Curved and flexible, the Lily has been a Lelo mainstay for 20 years. The third iteration in the Lily series, the Lily 3 boasts 10 powerful vibration settings that make it obvious why it’s remained so popular. It’s half off for all of 2023, but we think you should definitely get yours for Valentine’s Day now, along with a smattering of other discounted goodies.

7. Pink Cherry

Pink Cherry, Bump Plus Remote Anal Vibe — $42.00

Originally $60, now $42

Pink Cherry is here to make your Valentine’s Day one to remember. The brand is offering 30 percent off site wide. Just use the code LOVE at checkout to take advantage of the discounts.

What we want: This vibrating butt plug will “bump” your experience up a few notches. Remote operated, it has 10 vibration settings that’ll deliver fun at a push of a button. And it’s under $50 with the discount.

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