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8 Valentine’s Day Sales That Give New Meaning To “Bang for Your Buck”

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Like many people, my libido has been all over the place since the pandemic—it's been way up and way down. And while I can't specifically predict how I'll be feeling on February 14th, I very much plan to use the opportunity to break out of my sweatpants-and-slippers uniform and, as Justin Timberlake first sang in 2006, bring sexy back. And I plan to do that with the help of Valentine's Day sales on products that'll help me feel myself.

Whether you're a lone ranger like me, or coupled up, or in any other relationship structure, the Valentine's Day sales below can help you get in the romantic mood. Shop them below.

1. Lovehoney

The sexy e-retailer is celebrating V-day the best way we know how—slashing prices on select steamy toys, lubes, accessories, and more. Scour the sale and find goodies at a major discount from editor-approved brands like We-Vibe, Magic Wand, and Womanizer. No matter your plans (or lack thereof), there's something that'll spice up your night well beyond the holiday.

What we want:  The We-Vibe X Lovehoney Remote Control Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator that's currently 30 percent off. It fits seamlessly between you and your partner to give you, ahem, good vibes. Don't worry—it plays just as well alone, too.

2. Coconu

 

Lube that won't leave you sticky and feeling like an oil slick? Yes please. Coconu lube is all-natural and powered by coconut oil that levels up pleasure without any weird chemicals or strange ingredients. Its line of lubes, body oils, and other wellness products are currently 15 percent off through February 14 using the code "LOVE2022" at checkout.

What we want: A bottle of silky, slippery lube that makes masturbation and sexy time that much better. Something like the Coconu Oil-Based Lube ($21) will do the trick...

3. Zumio 

True to the brand's tagline, Zumio puts, "a new spin on pleasure." Literally—its wondrous wand steps clitoral stimulation up a whole notch that'll leave you mind-blown with ultra-localized vibrations. From February 11-14, you can score a free Zumio X with your purchase. Talk about more bang for your buck...

What we want: The Zumio E ($135) (which stands for Ethel). It comes with the brand's signature Spiro-Tip that rotates instead of vibrates and feels unreal on all your erogenous zones.

4. MysteryVibe

mystervibe vday sale

MysteryVibe is offering up to 30 percent off three of its vibrators—the Crescendo, Tenuto, and Poco—during its Valentine's Day sale. The Crescendo, normally $229, is bendable and also versatile, as it functions as a number of different sex toys in one. It's also app-controlled, which can be a win for long-distance relationships on Valentine's Day, and is marked down to $203.

What we want: Something that will really spice up date night, like the Poco Gift Set ($136), which includes a Poco (the brand's G-spot vibrator), a bottle of lube, and play cards you and your partner can use together.

5. Derm To Door

You might be thinking, "What's sexy about skin care?" A lot. For Valentine's Day, Derm to Door is offering 15 percent off its sexiest products, like lip plumpers, arousal oils, and even vaginal masks. Use the code "LOVE15" at check out to see for yourself just how sexy beauty can be.

What we want: Good vaginal health, which is the sexiest V-day gift you could ask for. Freshen up after playtime with Woo More Play Freshies ($11) that cleanse, refresh, and rejuvenate, not to mention smell like a delicious vanilla cupcake.

6. Le Wand 

 

Le Wand Butt Stuff

Stop what you're doing and head over to Le Wand RN, which is offering up to 30 percent site-wide now through Valentine's Day. Bundle sets, personal lubes, G-spot stimulators, and of course, the brand's signature wand are all included in the sale. We strongly recommend you run, don't walk...

What we want: The Le Wand Beginner Booty Set ($105), which includes everything you need to get into butt stuff. The water-based lube makes penetration that much more pleasurable, while the gentle plug is perfect for beginner play (and includes a vibrating motor in the tip when you want to kick it up a notch.)

7. P.S. Condoms

Let's level for a minute—condoms kinda suck. However, protection does not, which is why we love P.S. Condoms, which are vegan, thinner, and don't smell (imagine!) Through February 14, score 14 percent off a pack of rubbers you'll actually want to use at the brand's website.

What we want: A 12-pack of the The Best Condoms on Earth ($16), which are conveniently vegan, gluten-free, glycerin-free, and paraben-free. Did we mention they don't smell??

8. Bawdy Beauty

Bawdy Beauty is here to make your Valentine's Day one to remember. The brand is offering 20% off its edible lube that makes oral sex better for givers and receivers alike. Use the code "VDAY20" by Monday to receive your discount.

What we want: That edible lube, of course. Blow ($55) is a dreamy lube made from full flower CBD and CBG to further enhance the experience. True to its name, it'll blow your mind... 

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