If you can rattle off your sun sign, rising sign, and moon sign—or if you’ve muttered the words “Mercury retrograde” through gritted teeth during a derailed commute—then J.Crew has something for you.
The retailer’s latest capsule collection features a shirt for each sign of the zodiac. (Could these be the key to the near-impossible task of finding a date at the gym?) And each of the 12 horoscope tees cheekily plays on the typical traits of the wearer with the colors, embellishments, and catchy phrases.
There’s a millennial pink, long-sleeved shirt with “Vision Aries” emblazoned across the front to reflect the pioneering, energetic, and adventurous Aries spirit; a retro seascape scene for humanitarian, independent, and inventive Aquarians; and, of course, a bright-yellow tee adorned with embroidered toucans for the youthful and lively Geminis.
Find your sign below among J.Crew’s 12 new horoscope-inspired tees.
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